Idiocy in the modern age isn't an all-encompassing, twenty-four-hour situation for most people. It's a condition that everybody slips into many times a day. Life is just too complicated to be smart all the time.

Lately...the Peter Principle has given way to the "Dilbert Principle." The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Theory of Evolution (Summary)First, there were some amoebas. Deviant amoebas adapted better to the environment, thus becoming monkeys. Then came Total Quality Management.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model,

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.