There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.

I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.