Idiocy in the modern age isn't an all-encompassing, twenty-four-hour situation for most people. It's a condition that everybody slips into many times a day. Life is just too complicated to be smart all the time.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!