If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.