4 Quotes by Scott Dikkers about humor
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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
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A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
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If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.
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