18 Quotes by Scott Lynch about humor


  • Author Scott Lynch
  • Quote

    Jean," Locke gasped out during a brief lull between spasms of retching, "next time I conceive a plan like this, consider putting a hatchet in my skull.""Hardly efficacious." Jean swapped a full bucket for an empty one and gave Locke a friendly pat on the back. "Dulling my nice sharp blades on a skull as thick as yours...

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Scott Lynch
  • Quote

    The world moved in horrifying slow motion; Locke, who was no stranger to a beating, was cursed with the uncanny ability to recognize one just before it ceased to be theoretical.

  • Tags
  • Share



  • Author Scott Lynch
  • Quote

    Begging everyone's pardon," said Big Konar, "but it ain't polite to have an argument if nobody else knows what the fuck you're arguing about.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Scott Lynch
  • Quote

    What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?''Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most of them end up working for us, in Karthain and elsewhere. What did you think we'd do, burn them on a pyre?''Forget I asked

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Scott Lynch
  • Quote

    I trust my points are noted... Very noted... Received, recognized, and duly considered with the utmost gravity. Sealed, notarized, and firmly imprinted upon my rational essence.

  • Tags
  • Share