Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn't say that to my face in a dark alley where it's just me and him and no witnesses.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.