Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.

But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.

We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys might give it to him, like you've given him everything else his whole lifetime, but this is the Diesel's ship. And if we're not right, I'm going to go out there and try to get it right... Just ask Karl and Garywhy they wanted to come here. It was because of one person, not two. One.

Incense. Books. Just weird.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

If you want Shaq to be Shaq, you've got to remember that Shaq is known for wreaking havoc offensively - 26,000-plus points without consistently making free throws. Don't have me doing something I'm not used to doing. I ain't used to being a pick-setter. Let me badda-bing, badda-bang.

The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.

It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system.

I make the game easy. Double and triple me, I'll kick it out to you for a wide-open shot. I'll add years to your career.