I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.

I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.

But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is not a singular act; it's a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.'

I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.