6 Quotes by Shelly Crane about humor
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It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.
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We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it all.
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Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?
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...now Eli was my new neighbor. Which was fine with me because I sucked at Math. Math and I were not on speaking terms.
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I'm a virgin, Ariel," I whispered conspiratorially. "Sealed up like a Swiss bank account.
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(Maggie)I opened my senses as I made my way stealthily down the hall. Truly all that was missing was Mission Impossible theme music, but if I was being honest, it was playing in my head anyway.
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