5 Quotes by Shelly Laurenston about humour

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    Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

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    Ric placed his elbows on his desk and rested his chin in the palms of his hand."So, let me sum up - we've got one vote for total annihilation and one vote for forcing them to join the hockey team. Am I correct?""Yes," both females replied.

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    His sister sighed. “I’m starting to become concerned about your taste, little brother. She’s…odd.”“She’s odd because she’s brilliant.” He motioned to the exit where the female had disappeared. “At this moment, she’s discussing things you and I could never even comprehend.” ...“I absolutely could create a lightsaber.

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    Dez cringed as her boss slammed his door closed. But before she could walk away, he snatched it open again. “And I better not see your ass until after the New Year!” He slammed it again.Dez glared at Bukowski as she headed back to her desk. “I didn’t even do anything.”“You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, ‘You whacked him, didn’t you? You sadistic bitch.

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