13 Quotes by Simon Brass about satire

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    Don’t you have goals or dreams?”“I can’t think of a dream worth believing in or a goal worth aspiring to. How about making it through today… is that a dream or a goal?

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    Here the professor fell silent and looked again at the camera crew. They, too, were silent and stared at him in astonishment. In anguish, the professor threw his tiki torch to the ground, where it broke into several pieces and went out. “I have come too early, my time is not yet. They have not realized that intelligence is dead, and yet they have done it themselves.

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    The inaugural Unite the Bright Rally had come to an unceremonious conclusion and its Grand Wizard was plunged into the otherwise dark and peaceful Charlottetown night.

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    Everybody knows that conspiracy theories are false flags disseminated by agents of the Deep State. They are used to distract the masses from the real events that the Government is concealing from us daily.

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    I asked myself why individuals we perceive as uneducated, lowly, (and quite frankly borderline useless) always seem to be the ones to discover these mastermind plots. After much thought I have become convinced that scientists, academics, and so-called ‘experts’ can never be trusted in such cases. One has to rely on extraordinarily unextraordinary individuals like Bill to show us the Truth.

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    There is a good reason as to why the Truth can only be found on internet discussion boards populated by uneducated middle-aged men, who may or may not be living in their parent’s basement. They are the only ones among us who are so unsuccessful that they are able to avoid mainstream society altogether and the unrelenting bombardment of false flags projected through the media.

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    One further warning to all of my intrepid readers out there: Bill knows at least three people, who know two other people, whose friend’s brother’s son was diagnosed with Autism after receiving a vaccination for measles. DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHIL-DREN. Do not trust ‘doctors’ or ‘experts.’ They are agents of the deep state. Two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar everyday and you will be able to avoid the medical establishment all together.

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