28 Quotes by Simone Elkeles about humour
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When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.About Alex and Brittany.
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Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!
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This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?
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Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."The sun rises in the east, dickhead."Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.
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Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.
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Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
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Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
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Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
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Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
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