This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings... I simply remember I have a boyfriend and suddenly things don't seem quite so completely shit.

Relationships should be built on trust and truth.

Never tell a man all about yourself, it's bound to lead to trouble.

This is me, remember?" retorts Suze. "I know what you're like! You used to throw all your bank statements into the trash and hope a complete stranger would pay off your bills!" This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.