To his way of thinking, the only thing more natural than death was sex.

What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

Любовта е една голяма фалшификация! — продължаваше да настоява Олсон. — Има три големи истини на този свят и те са — яко хапване, яко чукане и яко сране и това е всичко!

Several times we had been very close to "it," but "it" just never quite happened. She always drew back, and I never pressed her. God help me, I was being gallant. I have wondered often since what would have changed (for good or for ill) had I not been. What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because, in a way, him chasing a spool was like old people having their slow and careful version of sex - you might not want to watch it , you who are young and convinced that, when it comes to old age, an exception will be made in your case, but they still want to do it.

When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief.

Everybody wants to psychoanalyze horror. They don't want to psychoanalyze a book like Gay Talese's "Sex with Your Neighbor" or something like that. It's pretty much accepted that Americans should be interested in who they're diddling and how they're doing it.