The USA has cloned Russia’s toilet paper business model!

A toilet paper manufacturer’s worst fear is that the masses will learn how to abstain from toilet paper use during the COVID-19 pandemic.

2020 was the year America rationed toilet rolls.

Toilet paper, disinfecting wipes and bottled water all became COVID-19 gold.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.

Toilet paper, tissues, and flu medications are the COVID-19 stock picks.

Toilet paper has separated the masses into the haves and have nots.

My response to the COVID-19 toilet paper shortage is to consume so much fiber that my poops come out as dense logs.

The French solved the problem of toilet paper shortages a long time ago and called it the ‘Bidet’.