Mercury is a hot and inhospitable world. Like the planet Mercury, mercury poisoning creates a hot and inhospitable world within the human.

During COVID-19, laptop computers became a hot commodity.

It is so hot, my butt crack is like an oasis!

The golden rules of eating from the unlimited food buffet: 1. Eat the hot food, as it is the least likely to food poison you. 2. Avoid the cold food, as it may have bacterial contamination. 3. Wash your hands after eating, as they may have bacterial contamination from the handles of the food ladles.

A sweaty butt crack is my trigger to turn on my air conditioning.

There is nothing worse than a sweaty bum crack.

A sweaty bum crack will become the norm in a climate changed world.