For many years my best friend was an invisible presence that would go everywhere with me.

The best friend that I ever had was invisible.

The next time you are stopped by a police officer, remember that you may be in the presence of the scum of the department.

I have noticed a trend in premature deaths in the people that I know and the presence of streetlights outside of their homes.

When in the presence of a USA law enforcement, remember that sudden moves, running away, driving away, moving towards them, not following instructions, having a gun, and pulling up your pants may get you legally killed.