When people ask me why I wear a hazmat suit to the store, my response is always ‘COVID-19 is a killer virus and I do not want to die’.

The smartest person in the store is wearing a hazmat suit, gas mask, googles and rubber gloves.

By offering cheaper prices online, the retailer educated me to never purchase in their physical store. By offering unconditional returns, they taught me to return poor products. By blocking my ability to return poor products because I made too many returns, they conditioned me to always shop at their competitors.

I am easy to spot in the store, as I am the one wearing the COVID-19 preventive hazmat suit.