The world is being run by savages wearing corporate business suits.

When people ask me why I wear a hazmat suit to the store, my response is always ‘COVID-19 is a killer virus and I do not want to die’.

Is the person wearing the hazmat suit crazy, or are they the smartest person around?

If I know I will be around large numbers of people, I will wear a hazmat suit.

The smartest person in the store is wearing a hazmat suit, gas mask, googles and rubber gloves.

I enjoy shopping in a hazmat suit so much that I may continue to do so after the COVID-19 pandemic is over.

A hazmat suit is like a walking sauna.

A hazmat suit is my COVID-19 insurance policy for social activities.

The reason why I wear a hazmat suit when interacting with people is that I do not trust the government regarding COVID-19.