It is very hard to get tested for COVID-19 in the USA.

It seems the medical profession neglected to inform President Trump not to engage in social media activities or make important decisions while infected with a nasty virus and under the influence of potent prescription drugs.

Toilet paper, disinfecting wipes and bottled water all became COVID-19 gold.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.

Toilet paper, tissues, and flu medications are the COVID-19 stock picks.

Toilet paper has separated the masses into the haves and have nots.

Abstaining from butt wiping is the solution to the COVID-19 toilet paper crisis!

Toilet paper, masks and disinfectant hand wipes were the COVID-19 essentials.

COVID-19 is a tsunami of financial catastrophe.