Learning to coexist with delayed altitude complications is the life sentence handed to me by professional astronomers.

Having studied High Altitude Observatory Diseases (HAOD), I now regard professional astronomers as mad scientists.

Professional astronomy can be a dangerous career.

The satellite industry is wreaking so much havoc on professional astronomy that it may not exist in a decade.

Ground based professional astronomy is well on its way to being a fond memory of the past.

The dirty secrets of professional astronomy are coming to light.

I associate professional astronomy with toxic workplaces, harassment and safety cover-ups.

It is important that police officers assigned to Mauna Kea realize that professional astronomers are completely okay with willfully damaging their health to get a known biologically toxic telescope built.

Are you a scallywag?