I view the modern workplace as somewhere you go to have your long term health severely damaged.

Computers and mobile devices are becoming known for their inherent insecurities and the ability to damage the long term health of the users.

It is only a matter of time before utility smart meter health damage lawsuits start winning in large numbers, and when they do they will have no option but to shut down the known biologically toxic smart meter radio frequency (RF) industry.

Have I been lobotomized or am I in a parallel universe?

When people ask me why I do not work, my response is always ‘I have extensive high altitude biological damage from working in professional astronomy.

I am not an organ donor because my organs were damaged during working in high altitude astronomy.

There appeared to be an abnormally large number of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people working in high altitude astronomy, which was consistent with high altitude induced sex hormone damage.

The friend that I spend all of my time with is called Mental Illness.

My middle name should have been ‘Insane’.