4 Quotes by Steven Wright about home
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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
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I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
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I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
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