4 Quotes by Steven Wright about moving
- Author Steven Wright
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"
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I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
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Day One: Still tired from the move.
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Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
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