Too bad guys aren’t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards.

We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike

It feels incredible to be outside when I’m supposed to be inside. The sensation of freedom is intoxicating. - Sara

Not even a repeat of Dawson’s Creek makes me feel better.

But the thought of moving on from something I never had is depressing.