What is it with you, sex, and modes of transportation?

You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.

I'm still not sure I didn't hallucinate the conversation while overdosing on his pheromones.

You and me, baby girl, we're too jaded. We just want mind-blowing sex with someone who knows we're fucked up and accepts it.

What's your definition of dating?Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking

Let him lust for you until he has blue balls

You look beautiful and fuckable

Why even call it a fuck? Why not be clear and call it a seminal emission in a preapproved orifice?