And I’m a Foxy Lady,” Tina said. “Because of reasons.” She stared at his chest. Everyone understood her reasons. Even me.

Well. This has been erotic. Enlightening. Gods, this is enlightening. Like eye-opening. Nothing else!

That look isn’t about secrets,” Tina said. “He probably just has gas. Intestinal gas.

Gross. I just agreed internally with something Tina said. I reminded myself to run tests when I got home to make sure I hadn’t just been possessed by a demon.

Because you love me,” I said, sounding smug.“More like you grew on me,” he said. “Like fungus.

I wish I could find that one person made for me so that way I can show them why I was made for them.

No cursing,” I scolded him. “You’re a knight. You don’t get to do that. You gave up that right when you swore your oath to the King. You have to lead by example now. So say stuff like ‘fudge toast’ and ‘mothercrackers’ instead of ‘shit whore’ and ‘fuck storm.

Good-bye, self-esteem and fuzzy feelings. It was so nice to make your acquaintance.

I’m going to have to work out even more now tomorrow to make up for all the potatoes and bread. Okay. I feel bad. That was a lie. I’m not going to work out at all. That sounds just awful.