"If it tickles thighs, it flies!"

"Get your licks on route 66."

"Practice safe sets."

"Always keep your action well lubricated."

"It's not just a beard, it's an adventure."

"No shave "Mow-vember."

"No beard, no booty."

"The "Lick" of the Irish."

"Because I'm a giver."

"Free beard rides available, inquire within."