As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.

Doctor Morgenes once told me that, in old Khand, they would kill the king's wives and concubines when he died, so that they could accompany him to the next life.""Dear Simon," [Miriamele] said. "I will leave word in my testament that they are not to kill you when I die.""And I will do the same for you, dear Miri. But you may feel free to leap into my grave, as long as it's your own idea.

A wolf is clever-clever-clever, and they are as faithful as a debt unpaid.

Welcome to the Information Jungle.

Just get up. What's your name, kid?" "G-man""I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license?

Lead the way. Just remember that I'm not a very good climber.""Not very good?" Beetledown laughed. "Like a dog with one leg, to put truth to it.

You show me what someone listens to, I’ll tell you everything you want to know about his soul. (For instance, a bunch of Nickelback albums would have indicated he never had a soul in the first place.)