"It just occurred to to me that if I committed to everything else in my life the same way I commit to drinking coffee every morning, I'd be one successful ass bitch!"

"What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me."

"I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!"

"Sometimes success is simply being able to drink an entire cup of coffee while it's still hot."

"The problem is NOT the PROBLEM...The problem is I haven’t had enough COFFEE to deal with the PROBLEM."

"It just occurred to me that if I committed to everything else in my life the same way I commit to drinking coffee every day, I’d be successful AF."