"A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!"

"What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me."

"I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!"

"I want to start a book club. But instead of reading books, we trash talk and drink wine."

"WINE. Because...KIDS!"

"Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!"

"You know you’ve officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart!"