317 Quotes by Terry Pratchett about Humor
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
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Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
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