It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

never ask the tight-rope walker how he keeps his balance. if he stops to think about it, he falls off

There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.