7 Quotes by Terry Pratchett about pyramids

  • Author Terry Pratchett
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    No, we do it for the money.'And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. 'There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretence.'Nil mortifi, sine lucre. Remember. No killing without payment.'He paused for a moment.'And always give a receipt,' he added.

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    Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.

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    The river, it's banks as yet untamed wandered languidly through thickets of rush and papyrus. Ibises waded in the shallows; in the deeps hippos rose and sank slowly like pickled eggs.

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    Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

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    Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

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    All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

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