208 Quotes by Terry Pratchett about discworld
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People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other.
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When new students tried an experiment that was particularly successful in terms of explosive force, the result was often a cross between a major factory refit and a game of Hunt-the-other-Kidney.
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Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.
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I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.“I tried to live a good life. Does that help?”THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.
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Gods didn’t mind atheists, if they were deep, hot, fiery, atheists like Simony, who spend their whole life hating gods for not existing. That sort of atheism was a rock. It was nearly belief …
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If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
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On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.
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You couldn't say 'I had orders.' You couldn't say 'It's not fair.' No one was listening. There were no Words. You owned yourself. [...] Not 'Thou Shalt Not'. Say 'I Will Not'.
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People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.'- Mort
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