Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

I hate cats."Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant."I SEE," he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.

Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.

Give a cat a name you wouldn't mind shouting out in a strained, worried voice around midnight

The purr is very important. It's the purr that does it every time. It's the purr that makes up for the Things Under the Bed, the occasional pungency, the 4 a.m. yowl. Other creatures went in for big teeth, long legs or over-active brains, while cats just settled for a noise that tells the world they're feeling happy.

Животно, пуснато на воля в колата - тази идея никога не е била добра. Козите, общо взето, са най-лошият случай, но докато не сте разбрали, че под спирачката ви се е навряла костенурка, вие просто не знаете що е това страх, а вероятно няма да узнаете и що е това старост.

Когато Природата зове, тя крещи.