317 Quotes by Terry Pratchett about Humor


  • Author Terry Pratchett
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    So the fire and its subsequent flood, wich destroyed everything left that was not flammable and added a particularly noisome flux to the survivors'problems, did not mark its end. Rather it was a fiery punctuation mark, a coal-like comma, or salamander semicolon, in a continuing story.

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  • Author Terry Pratchett
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    Húmedo estaba seguro de que los médicos tenían esqueletos en la consulta para amedrentar a los pacientes. Ñe, ñe, sabemos cómo sois por dentro...

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    That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.

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  • Author Terry Pratchett
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    I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, really. Most people'll get over most things if they put their minds to it, you just have to give them an interest.

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