Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't.

You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all...

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

The universe was bad enough without people poking it.

No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable

People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.

People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.

Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do.