317 Quotes by Terry Pratchett about Humor
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I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
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She managed to come up with the kind of predictions that you can only understand after the thing has happened," said Anathema. "Like 'Do Notte Buye Betamacks.' That was a prediction for 1972.
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I feel like a million dollars don't you? ... Good, Lets go get some.
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It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.
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You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich.
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. . . Mrs. Arcanum considered foreign parts only marginally less unspeakable than private parts. . .
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Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.
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Oh, you mean like Orpheo rescuing Euniphon from the Underworld?” said Roland.Rob Anybody just stared.“It’s a myth from Ephebe,” Roland went on. “It’s supposed to be a love story, but it’s really a metaphor for the annual return of summer. There’s a lot of versions of that story.”(...)“A metaphor is a kind o’ lie to help people understand what’s true,” said Billy Bigchin, but this didn’t help much.
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Tão ameaçadora quanto saldo negativo no banco
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