Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.