"The three thieves looked around. As their eyes grew accustomed to the gloom, they received a general impression of armourality, with strong overtones of helmetness."

"People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other."

"When new students tried an experiment that was particularly successful in terms of explosive force, the result was often a cross between a major factory refit and a game of Hunt-the-other-Kidney."

"Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book."

"I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.“I tried to live a good life. Does that help?”THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN."

"Gods didn’t mind atheists, if they were deep, hot, fiery, atheists like Simony, who spend their whole life hating gods for not existing. That sort of atheism was a rock. It was nearly belief …"

"If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening."

"On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists."

"You couldn't say 'I had orders.' You couldn't say 'It's not fair.' No one was listening. There were no Words. You owned yourself. [...] Not 'Thou Shalt Not'. Say 'I Will Not'."

"People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.'- Mort"