Throughout life try to remember...to always keep your head up high and your middle finger higher!

True...I hear voices in my head keep talking to me. The good thing for now is...I never answer them back.

Unfortunately...I missed out on the California Gold Rush a century before...I'll be dammed if I miss out on this one.

There shouldn't ever be a gas shortage in our world...when so many people are full of it!

Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying