24 Quotes by Toni Aleo about Humor

  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    Audrey didn't understand Piper's obsession with Erik. Yes, he was insanely gorgeous, with dark hair and dark sexy eyes, but he gave off a dick vibe. Piper was such a sweet and funny girl, and Audrey really didn't think they would be good together. But apparently Erik Titov did it for Piper, and who was she to question it? She herself was in love with an ass-hat and lusting over a child. She was in no place to judge anyone on their lusty needs.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    Trades are happening, and I have two players that if they don't get their crap together I'm going to castrate them."He took in a sharp breath. "Don't castrate my teammates, sweetheart, it will affect how they play.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    But how was she supposed to ask him?Hey, can I get your number?Maybe we can get coffee?Do you want to have hot dirty sex with me? 'Cause I want to have hot dirty sex with you.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    I love you, Jayden Mitchell Sinclair, I do. But right now , I want to kill you. So just hold my hand and tel l'me I'm pretty as I push your kid out.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged."That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you," she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Toni Aleo
  • Quote

    Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon."Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. "Do I even want to know how this happened?"Kacey grinned. "He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire

  • Tags
  • Share