Phillip has enough to worry about. He doesn't have time to have his heart broken by my man-eating twin," Piper teased.Reese faked a hurt look as she said, "Hey, I make sure they're satisfied before I feed!

Wen he pulled away e smiled as he said, "I'm on a mission to make you like hockey more than baseball.""Unless you are wearing tight baseball pants, you aren't keeping my attention.

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.

We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches."Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches.""This one does," Lacey said as she took a sip of her tea with her pinky up just to show she meant what she said.

She should have never agreed to this friendship. Because friendship wasn't the only thing she wanted.She wanted to get naked with him.

Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.