I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored