Don’t ever mess with a woman on a mission else she’ll teach you the difference between welfare and warfare. If you must mess, use the toilet.

Most men adore a woman adorned with a dangling behind. They stare silly, with eyes popping out of their heads as the pair rotund oscillate and gyrate in articulate rhythm. But unknown to many, they bruise as they cruise.

Some women endowed with pulchritude are less in manners. They flaunt their admirable natural assets as if they are the sole prerequisite for a successful relationship.

Women are easier loved than understood. How do you understand someone who came into existence when you were sleeping?