I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.