The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people.

I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.

The City went to me in a LANDSLIDE, and you know why? Because all it wants is decent television, a bit of spare change for booze, and a blowjob every Saturday night.

I think blogging is a muscle that most people wear out.