"What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were."

"I had liked him for all the wrong reasons."

"There’s no winning arguments with your parents, so why get all pumped up over them? It is way better to dive down and get out of the way than it is to get clobbered by some parental tidal wave."

"So there I was, with the two hottest girls on campus, having lunch. I was "the man", the envy of every other guy in our school.Buddy, I was miserable."-Bryce Loski"